How to be a heartbreaker


Hey I like Marina and the Diamonds and Lana Del Rey

  

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macklemore:

staff:

gay

:O

(via pizza)

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shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

(via pretty-little-she-wolf)

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“Calum literally proposed to me when he asked me to be in the band. He got down on one knee. It was really romantic.” — Ashton Irwin
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attackonromney:

nash grier in a few months

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(Source: attackonromney, via damianmcgintleman)

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smellslyke-teensluts:

Ugh, as if!
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deducingyou-at-abbeyroad:

westborofaptist:

smiles-hide-secrets:

westborofaptist:

but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg

What month is that again?

the month you finally get laid

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(via charliebradbnry)

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jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re
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Artist: 5 Seconds Of Summer

i remember the day you told me you were leaving

(Source: 5sos-1d-audios)

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(x)
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my 4 yr old nephew:  *singing don't stop*
me:  who sings that
nephew:  the superheroes
me:  what are they called
nephew:  5 socks
me:  close enough