How to be a heartbreaker


Hey I like Marina and the Diamonds and Lana Del Rey

  

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nostalgics-unite:

Feeling Nostalgic? Click here.
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princesswetkitty:

a little horny
a little ok
a little dead inside

(via davide1ght)

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youngblackandvegan:

the older i get

the more i realize the value of privacy

of cultivating your circle and only letting certain people in

you can be open, honest, and real while still understanding not everyone deserves a seat at the table of your life

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bisexuwhales:

Somewhere out there right now, someone is struggling to come to terms with their bisexuality. If that person is you, I just want you to know that you’re loved and accepted and you’ve got a whole community here who will back you up. <333

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sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."
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macklemore:

staff:

gay

:O

(via pizza)

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shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

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